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Backdoor at the party (Lyra version)

You were right! Twi let us borrow her teleporter. It was weird. I just said I had a human friend I wanted to visit and she started to blush and… I just couldn’t really make sense of it.” said Lyra after BonBon returned from another day of wandering around Ponyville.

BonBon laughed “Oh shit, Lyra, she’s got that human boyfriend now. Of all ponies she understands the appeal of a little cross-species action.”

Lyra’s jaw opened wide, “are you telling me I’ve been sneaking around for nothing? I could have just said what we were doing?”

BonBon hugged her, “don’t worry about it. What do we do?”

Lyra gestured a hoof towards the large portal machine in the living room. “It’s ready to go, I guess if we walk through it we’ll end up at his place in the human world. It’s like that one that Twi and her friends used last year, except we’ll still be ponies on the other side.”

“Perfect” said BonBon. They walked together towards the aperture of the portal. BonBon began to speak, “This time I’m going to be firs…”

“FIRST!” yelled Lyra, “Me Me Me. I set this up!”

BonBon rolled her eyes, “Fuck you, Lyra.”
“Fuck you, BonBon” Lyra replied with a smile.

They gave one another a passionate kiss and stepped through the portal into the human world.


Notes from Skunkfrakker:

This is a brand new part 3 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series! The version with Twilight is here. It is censored because human x pony artwork can not be hosted on Tumblr. It is not censored in the links below. Special thanks to Fred and Bruteforce for your contribution to the content!

Part 1 is here 
Part 2 is here 

Downloads/Watch Better

HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox 
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox 
HD WEBM with sound on E621

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I’ve never done this before (Lyra Version)

“Oh it totally worked” said Lyra as BonBon returned from her mysterious daily errands in Ponyville. Lyra continued, “Also, I got this gadget from Twi’s place. Apparently it can snatch humans up and bring them here for a few hours. Want to get him over here?”

“Absolutely” said BonBon, dropping her bags on the floor. “What do we do?”

“Just push this button, I guess. I’ve already set it up with him and he’s ready to go. I was waiting for you to come back.” said Lyra.

BonBon lowered the lights and made the bed as Lyra brushed her teeth. “I’m going first, OK? I set it up” said Lyra, claiming her prize before BonBon bullied her way into being the first pony to fuck a human.

Fine fine,” said BonBon, “but I’m totally going to clop over here until it’s my turn.” BonBon trotted in as sultry a way as possible over to the computer, which was currently displaying another nude photo of the visitor about to arrive, and something incredibly “choice” (as she would put it) from the Ask Fetish-shy Tumblr. 


Notes from Skunkfrakker:

This is a remastered part 2 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series with audio and better visuals! The version with Twilight is here (link coming shortly.) It is censored because human x pony artwork can not be hosted on Tumblr. It is not censored in the links below.

Part 1 is here 
Part 3 is here

Downloads/Watch Better

HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox 
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox 
HD WEBM with sound on E621 

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The Long Distance Relationship (New and Remastered)

A long time coming! Here’s a new installment, which features:

  • Remasters with all-new post production on the entire series!
  • New exciting audio tracks to help you clop!
  • A silly tie-in clopfic on all three episodes! Add depth to your porning experience!

I hope you enjoy it! Note that the gifs are censored here on Tumblr because human x pony is against the rules, but it’s uncensored everywhere else <3

Links:

He wants to see me?
Lyra version 
Twilight Sparkle version

I’ve never done this before.
Lyra version
Twilight Sparkle version

Backdoor at the party.
Lyra version
Twilight Sparkle version

I want to extend huge thanks to my Patreon supporters this month. Here’s something special for your patience with me. Huge thanks to DioKyo, Bruteforce, Holi, Crimson Flare, Cross_wolfv1, Rick, Taloverae, Marcos, Char, Wolfzahn, Apple, Andreas, Lockhorn, Gian, BluFeather, Joseph, Harrison, SGTsanttu, Bradley, NWWE, LittlePip, Anonymous, Frikken, General Mittler, Little Bolt, Jeffrey, Harry Clopper, GMan, Graye, RhythmPixel, Billy, HorsyHorse, Galtegaro, LinkDragon, ZestyPig, Prodigy_Tony, Vitavia, Doorman, Alejandro, George, Linton, and Cast! You guys make it fun to do this every day <3 <3 <3

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BONUS CLOP UPLOAD!

I had several requests to have Lyra subbed in for Twily on the cell-phone masturbation video. <3 you, Lyra fans! 

She’s really pretending that cock is yours, you stud, you.

Want this with Twilight Sparkle? Click here.  Compressing this into under 2MB makes for a hilariously bad GIF so please watch it at one of the places below <3

DOWNLOADS/WATCH BETTER

720P Webm on Google Drive (best quality) 
720P SWF on Google Drive (iffy quality)
GIF on Derpibooru (Fun place to discuss) 

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