Skunkfrakker's Sexy Party

[Skunkfrakker's Sexy Party]

Backdoor at the party (Twilight version)

“Starlight, pack your bags we’re going to the human world!” Twilight Sparkle yelled as she barged into Starlight Glimmer’s room in the castle.

“For…what? A friendship problem?” Starlight asked while lying in bed reading a book.

“NOPE!” Twilight said with a smile, “my boyfriend is throwing a party and he’s bringing some friends that want to meet us! It’ll be great!”

“Yeah… Great.” Starlight said, distantly.

“What’s the matter?” asked Twilight.

Starlight sighed, “Those gorillas are weird. They like us way too much. It’ll be uncomfortable. I would need like, a gallon of cider to put up with one of them touching me.”

Twilight smiled, “THEY TOTALLY HAVE CIDER! It’s called something different but it’s the same thing. There will be plenty at the party, trust me. Grab my hoof we’re leaving. I insist.” Twilight extended her hoof toward the reclined Starlight. With another sigh, Starlight extended her hoof towards Twilight, and they were both surrounded by the light of the inter-dimensional portal spell.

The two ponies arrived on the ground floor of a large house. Music was playing, and humans of all shapes and sizes were dancing while holding large red cups. Twilight galloped towards her boyfriend and tackled him to the floor. They began kissing one another happily as other humans rushed over to greet her.

Starlight stood alone watching this happen, but was interrupted by a large human saying hello. She was in no mood for socialization, yet, and waved him off with a hoof. She found the “cider” and a stack of red cups to carry some with her. She followed Twilight and her boyfriend up stairs, drinking it quickly.

Unsurprisingly, once they were away from the party, Twilight and her boyfriend immediately began to mate with one another. First on the floor, then against the wall, and finally while twilight was half on a table.

Eventually, after the effects of the “cider” began, Starlight realized that from just the right angle, humans and ponies looked pretty sexy together.

Notes from Skunkfrakker:

This is a brand new part 3 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series! The version with Lyra is here. It is censored because human x pony artwork can not be hosted on Tumblr. It is not censored in the links below. Special thanks to Fred and Bruteforce for your contributions to the content!

Part 1 is here 
Part 2 is here 

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HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox 
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox 
HD WEBM with sound on E621
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[Skunkfrakker's Sexy Party]

Backdoor at the party (Lyra version)

“You were right! Twi let us borrow her teleporter. It was weird. I just said I had a human friend I wanted to visit and she started to blush and… I just couldn’t really make sense of it.” said Lyra after BonBon returned from another day of wandering around Ponyville.

BonBon laughed “Oh shit, Lyra, she’s got that human boyfriend now. Of all ponies she understands the appeal of a little cross-species action.”

Lyra’s jaw opened wide, “are you telling me I’ve been sneaking around for nothing? I could have just said what we were doing?”

BonBon hugged her, “don’t worry about it. What do we do?”

Lyra gestured a hoof towards the large portal machine in the living room. “It’s ready to go, I guess if we walk through it we’ll end up at his place in the human world. It’s like that one that Twi and her friends used last year, except we’ll still be ponies on the other side.”

“Perfect” said BonBon. They walked together towards the aperture of the portal. BonBon began to speak, “This time I’m going to be firs…”

“FIRST!” yelled Lyra, “Me Me Me. I set this up!”

BonBon rolled her eyes, “Fuck you, Lyra.”
“Fuck you, BonBon” Lyra replied with a smile.

They gave one another a passionate kiss and stepped through the portal into the human world.

Notes from Skunkfrakker:

This is a brand new part 3 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series! The version with Twilight is here. It is censored because human x pony artwork can not be hosted on Tumblr. It is not censored in the links below. Special thanks to Fred and Bruteforce for your contribution to the content!

Part 1 is here 
Part 2 is here 

Downloads/Watch Better

HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox 
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox 
HD WEBM with sound on E621

[Skunkfrakker's Sexy Party]

I’ve never done this before (Lyra Version)

“Oh it totally worked” said Lyra as BonBon returned from her mysterious daily errands in Ponyville. Lyra continued, “Also, I got this gadget from Twi’s place. Apparently it can snatch humans up and bring them here for a few hours. Want to get him over here?”

“Absolutely” said BonBon, dropping her bags on the floor. “What do we do?”

“Just push this button, I guess. I’ve already set it up with him and he’s ready to go. I was waiting for you to come back.” said Lyra.

BonBon lowered the lights and made the bed as Lyra brushed her teeth. “I’m going first, OK? I set it up” said Lyra, claiming her prize before BonBon bullied her way into being the first pony to fuck a human.

“Fine fine,” said BonBon, “but I’m totally going to clop over here until it’s my turn.” BonBon trotted in as sultry a way as possible over to the computer, which was currently displaying another nude photo of the visitor about to arrive, and something incredibly “choice” (as she would put it) from the Ask Fetish-shy Tumblr. 

Notes from Skunkfrakker:

This is a remastered part 2 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series with audio and better visuals! The version with Twilight is here (link coming shortly.) It is censored because human x pony artwork can not be hosted on Tumblr. It is not censored in the links below.

Part 1 is here 
Part 3 is here

Downloads/Watch Better

HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox 
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox 
HD WEBM with sound on E621 

[Skunkfrakker's Sexy Party]

He wants to see me? (Twilight version)

“Oh sweet Celestia. He wants to know what I look like…”

Twilight wasn’t sure what to do. Celestia told her to be careful when using the Human world’s internet, but it was just so damned entertaining. “Bronies” and “Furries” were people that seemed to be attracted to ponies, even though they were odd-shaped gorillas of some sort. It didn’t take long to make a friends on Picarto and Tumblr–“web sites” where artists like Kevinsano made and discussed beautiful pictures of ponies.

But making friends always has consequences, and one of those consequences is the possibility of falling in love.

“I ah… might not look like what you think I look like” Twilight sheepishly whispered to her friend in the chat room on Tsitra360’s art stream.

“I really don’t care ^_^” he replied.

Starlight Glimmer pranced into the room, read the screen over Twilight’s shoulder, and began to laugh.

“I told you this would happen if you typed that stuff,” she said bluntly. “Humans always get all ‘attached’ and shit when you do…whatever that’s called with them.”

“Cybering, though I heard a great description the other day, ‘sexping’ right? It’s replacing ‘ty’ with se…” Twilight said before being interrupted.

“Whatever. So what are you going to do? You should make something slutty and send it to him,” Starlight said with a mean grin.

“No! Er… do I have to? I don’t think I can,” Twilight replied.

Starlight laughed, “Just like, wink and shit. Stick out your tongue, like this:” Starlight opened her mouth wide and protruded her tongue as far as possible while offering a sultry wink.

Twilight thought it was absurd. “I can’t do it!” Twilight protested, “He’ll be disgusted. They don’t like actual ponies. They just like drawings of us. I’ll mess this up.”

“Bullshit. That guy would fuck you five times a day. Plus he’s clearly into you and has been for months, now. Just do it.” Starlight said as she walked out of the room.

Twilight sighed dramatically. She used her Magic to begin writing a list.

“Act slutty… Tongue out… Horse dildo… OK!” Twilight said aloud to herself as she wrote.

She flopped on her side on her bed, pulled out her camera, and pushed record. Should she have turned off Star Trek?

Nah. He’s a fan anyway.

Notes from Skunkfrakker:

This is a remastered part 1 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series with audio and better visuals! The version with Lyra is here. Special thanks to FancyCat for your contribution to the content!

Part 2 is here
Part 3 is here

Downloads/Watch Better

HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox 
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox 
HD WEBM with sound on E621