I’ve never done this before (Twilight Version)

“It’s time to go to Bronycon!”

Twilight Sparkle yelled while jumping repeatedly, “And HE is going to be there!”

“Who’s ‘he’?” asked Starlight Glimmer.

“My boyfriend!” twilight said, still with a bit too much excitement.

“Ohhhhh. The gorilla from the Internet,” Starlight said while dramatically rolling her eyes.

“Watch the Castle for me! I’ll be back in a few days!” said Twilight before she began the process to teleport into the human world. Swirling geometric shapes surrounded her, and she vanished with an explosion of light.

She arrived directly within the shared hotel room that she arranged in advance with her internet friend. The room was empty, so she had some time to prepare. Pressing her hoof into the single single king-size bed to test it, she began to fantasize about the arrival of her human. Would he want to have sex?

Of course he would. 

“I’ll just… get sexy now, that way we won’t have that getting in the way of our day at the con!” Twilight said to herself. She climbed onto the bed, lay on her back, and prepared herself for whatever was going to happen. Ten minutes later, she heard a hotel keycard slip into the lock. The door opened, and twilight had her suspicions confirmed that Bronies weren’t just into drawings.

They didn’t end up attending a single panel. They had better things to do.

Notes from Skunkfrakker:

This is a remastered part 2 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series with audio and better visuals! The version with Lyra is here . It is censored because human x pony artwork can not be hosted on Tumblr. It is not censored in the links below.

Part 1 is here
Part 3 is here

Downloads/Watch Better

HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox 
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox 
HD WEBM with sound on E621