He wants to see me? (Twilight version)

“Oh sweet Celestia. He wants to know what I look like…”

Twilight wasn’t sure what to do. Celestia told her to be careful when using the Human world’s internet, but it was just so damned entertaining. “Bronies” and “Furries” were people that seemed to be attracted to ponies, even though they were odd-shaped gorillas of some sort. It didn’t take long to make a friends on Picarto and Tumblr–“web sites” where artists like Kevinsano made and discussed beautiful pictures of ponies.

But making friends always has consequences, and one of those consequences is the possibility of falling in love.

“I ah… might not look like what you think I look like” Twilight sheepishly whispered to her friend in the chat room on Tsitra360’s art stream.

“I really don’t care ^_^” he replied.

Starlight Glimmer pranced into the room, read the screen over Twilight’s shoulder, and began to laugh.

“I told you this would happen if you typed that stuff,” she said bluntly. “Humans always get all ‘attached’ and shit when you do…whatever that’s called with them.”

“Cybering, though I heard a great description the other day, ‘sexping’ right? It’s replacing ‘ty’ with se…” Twilight said before being interrupted.

“Whatever. So what are you going to do? You should make something slutty and send it to him,” Starlight said with a mean grin.

“No! Er… do I have to? I don’t think I can,” Twilight replied.

Starlight laughed, “Just like, wink and shit. Stick out your tongue, like this:” Starlight opened her mouth wide and protruded her tongue as far as possible while offering a sultry wink.

Twilight thought it was absurd. “I can’t do it!” Twilight protested, “He’ll be disgusted. They don’t like actual ponies. They just like drawings of us. I’ll mess this up.”

“Bullshit. That guy would fuck you five times a day. Plus he’s clearly into you and has been for months, now. Just do it.” Starlight said as she walked out of the room.

Twilight sighed dramatically. She used her Magic to begin writing a list.

“Act slutty… Tongue out… Horse dildo… OK!” Twilight said aloud to herself as she wrote.

She flopped on her side on her bed, pulled out her camera, and pushed record. Should she have turned off Star Trek?

Nah. He’s a fan anyway.

Notes from Skunkfrakker:

This is a remastered part 1 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series with audio and better visuals! The version with Lyra is here. Special thanks to FancyCat for your contribution to the content!

Part 2 is here
Part 3 is here

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