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Backdoor at the party (Twilight version)
“Starlight, pack your bags we’re going to the human world!” Twilight Sparkle yelled as she barged into Starlight Glimmer’s room in the castle.
“For…what? A friendship problem?” Starlight asked while lying in bed reading a book.
“NOPE!” Twilight said with a smile, “my boyfriend is throwing a party and he’s bringing some friends that want to meet us! It’ll be great!”
“Yeah… Great.” Starlight said, distantly.
“What’s the matter?” asked Twilight.
Starlight sighed, “Those gorillas are weird. They like us way too much. It’ll be uncomfortable. I would need like, a gallon of cider to put up with one of them touching me.”
Twilight smiled, “THEY TOTALLY HAVE CIDER! It’s called something different but it’s the same thing. There will be plenty at the party, trust me. Grab my hoof we’re leaving. I insist.” Twilight extended her hoof toward the reclined Starlight. With another sigh, Starlight extended her hoof towards Twilight, and they were both surrounded by the light of the inter-dimensional portal spell.
The two ponies arrived on the ground floor of a large house. Music was playing, and humans of all shapes and sizes were dancing while holding large red cups. Twilight galloped towards her boyfriend and tackled him to the floor. They began kissing one another happily as other humans rushed over to greet her.
Starlight stood alone watching this happen, but was interrupted by a large human saying hello. She was in no mood for socialization, yet, and waved him off with a hoof. She found the “cider” and a stack of red cups to carry some with her. She followed Twilight and her boyfriend up stairs, drinking it quickly.
Unsurprisingly, once they were away from the party, Twilight and her boyfriend immediately began to mate with one another. First on the floor, then against the wall, and finally while twilight was half on a table.
Eventually, after the effects of the “cider” began, Starlight realized that from just the right angle, humans and ponies looked pretty sexy together.
Notes from Skunkfrakker:
This is a brand new part 3 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series! The version with Lyra is here. It is censored because human x pony artwork can not be hosted on Tumblr. It is not censored in the links below. Special thanks to Fred and Bruteforce for your contributions to the content!
Part 1 is here
Part 2 is here
Downloads/Watch Better
HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox
HD WEBM with sound on E621
Gif on Derpi
Backdoor at the party (Lyra version)
“You were right! Twi let us borrow her teleporter. It was weird. I just said I had a human friend I wanted to visit and she started to blush and… I just couldn’t really make sense of it.” said Lyra after BonBon returned from another day of wandering around Ponyville.
BonBon laughed “Oh shit, Lyra, she’s got that human boyfriend now. Of all ponies she understands the appeal of a little cross-species action.”
Lyra’s jaw opened wide, “are you telling me I’ve been sneaking around for nothing? I could have just said what we were doing?”
BonBon hugged her, “don’t worry about it. What do we do?”
Lyra gestured a hoof towards the large portal machine in the living room. “It’s ready to go, I guess if we walk through it we’ll end up at his place in the human world. It’s like that one that Twi and her friends used last year, except we’ll still be ponies on the other side.”
“Perfect” said BonBon. They walked together towards the aperture of the portal. BonBon began to speak, “This time I’m going to be firs…”
“FIRST!” yelled Lyra, “Me Me Me. I set this up!”
BonBon rolled her eyes, “Fuck you, Lyra.”
“Fuck you, BonBon” Lyra replied with a smile.
They gave one another a passionate kiss and stepped through the portal into the human world.
Notes from Skunkfrakker:
This is a brand new part 3 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series! The version with Twilight is here. It is censored because human x pony artwork can not be hosted on Tumblr. It is not censored in the links below. Special thanks to Fred and Bruteforce for your contribution to the content!
Part 1 is here
Part 2 is here
Downloads/Watch Better
HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox
HD WEBM with sound on E621
I’ve never done this before (Twilight Version)
“It’s time to go to Bronycon!”
Twilight Sparkle yelled while jumping repeatedly, “And HE is going to be there!”
“Who’s ‘he’?” asked Starlight Glimmer.
“My boyfriend!” twilight said, still with a bit too much excitement.
“Ohhhhh. The gorilla from the Internet,” Starlight said while dramatically rolling her eyes.
“Watch the Castle for me! I’ll be back in a few days!” said Twilight before she began the process to teleport into the human world. Swirling geometric shapes surrounded her, and she vanished with an explosion of light.
She arrived directly within the shared hotel room that she arranged in advance with her internet friend. The room was empty, so she had some time to prepare. Pressing her hoof into the single single king-size bed to test it, she began to fantasize about the arrival of her human. Would he want to have sex?
Of course he would.
“I’ll just… get sexy now, that way we won’t have that getting in the way of our day at the con!” Twilight said to herself. She climbed onto the bed, lay on her back, and prepared herself for whatever was going to happen. Ten minutes later, she heard a hotel keycard slip into the lock. The door opened, and twilight had her suspicions confirmed that Bronies weren’t just into drawings.
They didn’t end up attending a single panel. They had better things to do.
Notes from Skunkfrakker:
This is a remastered part 2 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series with audio and better visuals! The version with Lyra is here . It is censored because human x pony artwork can not be hosted on Tumblr. It is not censored in the links below.
Part 1 is here
Part 3 is here
Downloads/Watch Better
HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox
HD WEBM with sound on E621
I’ve never done this before (Lyra Version)
“Oh it totally worked” said Lyra as BonBon returned from her mysterious daily errands in Ponyville. Lyra continued, “Also, I got this gadget from Twi’s place. Apparently it can snatch humans up and bring them here for a few hours. Want to get him over here?”
“Absolutely” said BonBon, dropping her bags on the floor. “What do we do?”
“Just push this button, I guess. I’ve already set it up with him and he’s ready to go. I was waiting for you to come back.” said Lyra.
BonBon lowered the lights and made the bed as Lyra brushed her teeth. “I’m going first, OK? I set it up” said Lyra, claiming her prize before BonBon bullied her way into being the first pony to fuck a human.
“Fine fine,” said BonBon, “but I’m totally going to clop over here until it’s my turn.” BonBon trotted in as sultry a way as possible over to the computer, which was currently displaying another nude photo of the visitor about to arrive, and something incredibly “choice” (as she would put it) from the Ask Fetish-shy Tumblr.
Notes from Skunkfrakker:
This is a remastered part 2 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series with audio and better visuals! The version with Twilight is here (link coming shortly.) It is censored because human x pony artwork can not be hosted on Tumblr. It is not censored in the links below.
Downloads/Watch Better
HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox
HD WEBM with sound on E621
He wants to see me? (Twilight version)
“Oh sweet Celestia. He wants to know what I look like…”
Twilight wasn’t sure what to do. Celestia told her to be careful when using the Human world’s internet, but it was just so damned entertaining. “Bronies” and “Furries” were people that seemed to be attracted to ponies, even though they were odd-shaped gorillas of some sort. It didn’t take long to make a friends on Picarto and Tumblr–“web sites” where artists like Kevinsano made and discussed beautiful pictures of ponies.
But making friends always has consequences, and one of those consequences is the possibility of falling in love.
“I ah… might not look like what you think I look like” Twilight sheepishly whispered to her friend in the chat room on Tsitra360’s art stream.
“I really don’t care ^_^” he replied.
Starlight Glimmer pranced into the room, read the screen over Twilight’s shoulder, and began to laugh.
“I told you this would happen if you typed that stuff,” she said bluntly. “Humans always get all ‘attached’ and shit when you do…whatever that’s called with them.”
“Cybering, though I heard a great description the other day, ‘sexping’ right? It’s replacing ‘ty’ with se…” Twilight said before being interrupted.
“Whatever. So what are you going to do? You should make something slutty and send it to him,” Starlight said with a mean grin.
“No! Er… do I have to? I don’t think I can,” Twilight replied.
Starlight laughed, “Just like, wink and shit. Stick out your tongue, like this:” Starlight opened her mouth wide and protruded her tongue as far as possible while offering a sultry wink.
Twilight thought it was absurd. “I can’t do it!” Twilight protested, “He’ll be disgusted. They don’t like actual ponies. They just like drawings of us. I’ll mess this up.”
“Bullshit. That guy would fuck you five times a day. Plus he’s clearly into you and has been for months, now. Just do it.” Starlight said as she walked out of the room.
Twilight sighed dramatically. She used her Magic to begin writing a list.
“Act slutty… Tongue out… Horse dildo… OK!” Twilight said aloud to herself as she wrote.
She flopped on her side on her bed, pulled out her camera, and pushed record. Should she have turned off Star Trek?
Nah. He’s a fan anyway.
Notes from Skunkfrakker:
This is a remastered part 1 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series with audio and better visuals! The version with Lyra is here. Special thanks to FancyCat for your contribution to the content!
Part 2 is here
Part 3 is here
Downloads/Watch Better
HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox
HD WEBM with sound on E621
He wants to see me? (Lyra Version)
“It’s about time I got a good dick pic from this one!”
Lyra was insatiable. BonBon had finally pissed her off with all the work she does around Ponyville to the point where she was looking to find a way to make her properly jealous. A binder full of human cocks would fit the bill nicely.
Last week, using a device she borrowed from Twilight called a “computer,” Lyra found out what a “Brony” was. She laughed out loud at first, but over time, realized that these were humans who would be totally interested in fucking her.
“Bonbon’s going to be jealouuuuusssss.” Lyra said through a mischievous grin. She found some artists she liked on through Picarto–apparently some kind of “web site” where people drew and discussed Ponies in every sort of awkward position. That was already pretty appealing to her, but to add to the wonder of it, the humans in the chat rooms on some artists’ streams seemed extremely motivated to mate with a pony.
Lyra pounded the keyboard with her hooves to send a whisper message to the person who sent the most recent nude photo to her. They were both enjoying the art over at Project Alicorn, and Lyra was driving her new suitor wild by describing how good it would feel to be knocked up by him so she could look like one of the ponies on the screen.
She was so distracted by her conversation that she didn’t notice BonBon enter the room.
BonBon had time to examine the screen before talking, but said only one word:
“So…”
Lyra spun around wearing a shocked expression. A naked human was on half of the screen, and a pregnant pony leaking while fluid from multiple orifices was on the other.
BonBon continued, “I didn’t know you were into them like… sexually.”
Lyra glanced at the amateur photo of a human penis on the screen and then back to BonBon. May as well take advantage of the opportunity. “Yeah well, what are you going to do about it!?” she asked.
BonBon smiled and walked towards her lover, “Join you. I thought I was weird. They’re hot.” She noticed the blinking notification on screen. “Are you talking to that one?” she asked.
Lyra was shocked. This wasn’t how she planned this interaction, but it was turning out better than she expected. “Yeah…” she said, “He wants one of me, now.”
“Let’s do it. Use the camera and give him what he wants. Think we can get him to… you know. Fuck us both?” said BonBon as she gave Lyra the recording device.
“Only one way to find out!” said Lyra as she climbed onto the bed to record a movie.
Notes from Skunkfrakker:
This is a remastered part 1 of 3 of the Long Distance Relationship series with audio and better visuals! The version with Twilight is here
Part 2 is here (link coming shortly)
Part 3 is here (link coming shortly)
Downloads/Watch Better
HD WEBM with sound on Dropbox
Iffy quality SWF with sound on Dropbox
HD WEBM with sound on E621
The Long Distance Relationship (New and Remastered)
A long time coming! Here’s a new installment, which features:
- Remasters with all-new post production on the entire series!
- New exciting audio tracks to help you clop!
- A silly tie-in clopfic on all three episodes! Add depth to your porning experience!
I hope you enjoy it! Note that the gifs are censored here on Tumblr because human x pony is against the rules, but it’s uncensored everywhere else <3
Links:
He wants to see me?
Lyra version
Twilight Sparkle version
I’ve never done this before.
Lyra version
Twilight Sparkle version
Backdoor at the party.
Lyra version
Twilight Sparkle version
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Brief livestream is (over)
All done! New stuff coming super-soon because we were able to finish all the post-production in this stream. Woot!
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