Skunkfrakker's Sexy Party

This is what happens when you don’t sleep and your on skype

Copied from my skype history

everyone takes personal offense, so if you call something like that bad they take it as your calling their tastes bad so therefore I must fight in order to restore my honor
for the honor of my house! I must fight you on the internet with my keyboard to show you just how right I am that I can’t be wrong! This is impossible for I know that my path is a rightous one for only trolls dare oppose it!
[3:41:17 PM] Ardail: “Doust thou jest at mine honor. Good sir I spittith upon the ground you may walk and may your family suffer great tragity for I bedded thy wench of a mother and she is but a whore”
[3:41:24 PM] Ardail: -tails of internet fights
scene 2 act IV
[3:41:40 PM] Ardail: Nariator: “ahhh, Alas the poor lad was so smitten by the remarks of yonder naysayer that he swore he would enact his revenge upon the cackler. For he was enrolled in the great taunting school of 4chan and kneweth there was no equal to his skill with a keyboard”
[3:41:52 PM] Ardail: Nariator: “But WAIT! What’s this? Yonder naysayer is among those of the high order of tumblr. A holy warrioress bathed in the pools of social justice. The dame commanded much power within the order of tumblr and soon called upon her allies to do battle with our young ward…”
[3:42:11 PM] Ardail: Scene 2, act V.
Interior: Tumblr, within the threads of the high inquisitor of Social Justice
Social justice knight of the 4th order: “NAY!!! We cans’t turn cheek and takest this challenge to our order form the vile plebs of 4chan. Tis a bile and bitter taste in mouth to thinkest such thoughts”
Social Justice knight of doxxing: “HEAR HEAR! I say we call a crusade and do battle with these filthy plebs! Pillage their forums and ransake their chatrooms. Leave no quarter for such fith to spread it’s dirty lies and slander. For such filth corrupts all and we must not tolerate it’s spread!”
Enter Justice squire: “M'lords, m'ladies, m'heterosexuals, m'quadrosexuals, m'whateverothersexuals. There is terrible news from our spies among the land of 4chan. It appears the enemy plans to spam our precious house in our most treasured of asked blogs.”
Social Justice Knight of Doxxing: “spitting out whatever sexuality you mayest identify as. What ask blog do the vile plebs plan on spamming?”
Justice Squire: “Our best wolfkin says they plan on assulting our…. homestuck blogs”
Random Social Justice knight: “HERESY!!! Defiling our most sacrade of blogs.”
Social Justice knight of Doxxing: “This douth be the last straw my ever lasting patience can taketh! I will take the 3rd and 5th order and bring the battle to these heretics!”
Social Justice Orator of external internet wars: “go my child, and bringith quick victory, glory, honor and the bragging rights of war back to the order”
Social Justice knight of Doxxing: “triggered Orator! My brother’s sister’s cousin twiceth removedeth’s transexual daughter hast fled from her heritage, you can’t just call people child”
Social Justice ordiator of external internet wars: “whatevereth”
End Act V
God what the fuck is wrong with me xD
I don’t really have any followers but I’m probably going to get so much hate for this.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

This is what happens when you don’t sleep and your on skype